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My blood pressure had shot through the roof and I passed out. I swear if I had a gun I would've shot his dick off. When I came to I almost pissed on myself, two big ass corn fed white boys were standing over me. Damn they called the LAW on my ass. "Ma'am are you okay?" "Yea, I'm good" I get up off the ground , still feeling a little dizzy, and realize I broke the heel on my damn shoe. Could shit get any worse today? The answer is yes......Just then the manager comes and tells me that not only do I have to pay for the glass I broke I can't come back to KOI for atleast 6 months.....did I mention that , that nigga left me and now I'm stranded in Beverly Hills with one shoe.....I have hit a new low. Just then I hear , "Excuse me! Ms. West where are you?" "Girl Sasha in Beverly Hills actin up!" It's my main chicks Mz. Ashley and Spicey D. Yes! I am so relieved..."I'm so happy you guys are here...look I broke my shoe..."  D says," How did you break your shoe?....Cops is up here, damn what did you do?" I reply with a very innocent,"Nothing....". Ashley says,"Get your shit and let's go before they call the law" I say,"they already did....."    The ride home was the longest ever. I was in my own world with my thoughts and I was becoming more and more depressed as the minutes passed. "I fucked Ricky." It came out of nowhere, shit I shocked myself. Spicy almost hit this old lady trying to cross the street. In unison she and Ashley said," You fucked Ricky!" "Yea"......Mz. Ashley ask,"was it good?" Spicy says," Is it big? Cuz that nigga look like he got a big one with his pretty ass." All I could do was give my girls a honest answer....."Yes lawd that thing is big...and it was GREAT!" "But wait isn't that Omar's bestfriend? and aren't you guys engaged?" Ashley said. "Yea he is and as for the engagement , after tonite I doubt there will be any wedding." "DAMN." was all they could say. When we finally pull up to my house all I could think about was Blunt and Bed. I get my keys out and open the door  Spicy and Ashley are behind me. Spicy says,"But you still gotta tell me what happened at KOI, I heard you was throwin glasses and shit!" We all start laughing , but our laughter is interrupted because as we walk in the door we see Ricky and Omar are sitting on my couch. Me, Ashley and Spicy look at each other, I don't know what to do so I just stand there. Omar looks up at me and with tears streaming down his face he says,"Damn Sasha, anybody, anybody but my nigga......."