ACTUALLY NOT 0.5

Chyna White

“look at my mother fucking face. That bitch don’t know who the fuck she’s messing with. How the fuck am I supposed to dance looking like this. She done went put her hands on the wrong bitch. Imma take care of her. She must be sick but I got just the prescription for that ass. Just what the doctor ordered. Now on the phone with her cousin but still sitting in front of the vanity table in her room fit for a princess. Everything was pink from the paint on the walls to the carpet on the floor to the California King Size canopy bed right down to the chinchilla trimmed silk gown she was wearing with the matching chinchilla sandals on her feet. Indeed Kim was ghetto as all hell with matching everything. Her pattern of today was Leopard. Golden Honey Blonde hair weave with Black streaks in it that hung down lower on one side of her face to cover the black eye that Linda had given her. With the one piece black body suit with the leopard belt to match. Since gold was key today she said what the hell as she placed her gold tooth in her mouth. “Now I’m a bad bitch” she said as she looked herself over in the mirror. “HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, WHAT THE FUCK STOP PLAYING GAMES ON MY PHONE!” Snapping out of her ghettofied daze she realized that she was on the phone. “Oh my fault G, what’s up cuz, don’t mind me I was just sitting here checking my fly ass out in the mirror and telling myself what a bad bitch I am.” Her cousin G laughed on the other end of the phone. “Yeah you wasn’t so bad last night I heard that fly ass bitch I been wanting fuck whopped yo ass. You know had you just given her up to ol’ cuz she wuttna put ha hands on you but nah you on that what’s good for the gander aint good for the geese and look where it got yo ass. That’s good fo yo ass I told you bout runnin yo damn mouth so much.” Kim now fuming mad that her cousin would add insult to injury by saying something so insensitive; She just couldn’t understand how he even knew. It was beyond her why people would go telling someones business like that. Hupmh GO FIGURE  “Listen here motherfucker that is not why I called you. Yeah that bitch got the best of me last night but I want that bitch handled and I mean as soon as possible!” “Damn cuz it’s not that serious you want the bitch handled cause you got yo ass whopped. Just go beat her ass I know you got it in you. What I know you not scared of that bitch shit I could even get some bitches from around the way to fuck her up real good and all you gotta do is buy em a pair of sneakers light em up and put a 20 spot in they pockets and youa have they loyalty forever and shit the sneakers is pushin it. But they hood chicks so you know they all got little feet anyway. I don’t know why but they all do I mean like they deformed or something and when I say small I mean like 5 and down. Ii think its inthey genes or something like God was just like you are destined for hoodrattiness POW size 3,4,5,” Laughing at his own joke but really getting into the conversation he was making himself aroused.” I remember this one chick I used to fuck with she was 4`11 with the fattest ass I have ever seen. I mean like damn, oh shit and she used to suck the shit out of  my dick awwwww damn I gotta find her number. She used to put the whole dick in her mouth and then make my nuts disappear too.” Now feeling on himself. “B” Kim yelled into the phone. “Damn I miss shorty but yeah that bitch wore a fucking size 2 and was just as ghetto as yo ass and I swear fo God if u wasn’t blood I wudda sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.  I mean, who even makes shoes that small. Damn. I mean a nigga like me with the Mandingo dick wearing a size 14 and shit. “GINO, would you shut yo bitch ass up and listen to me and I don’t know what the fuck you talking about mandingo cause damn near every girl you fucked with came right on over to me and I turned they ass out so you cant be workin with too much. Cause I aint NEVER let no good mandigo go I don’t care how good the pussy is. So listen up pencil dick, like I said I ‘wont that bitch dealt with, ya heard me no if and or butts bout it. I’ll set it up you just make sure you got the man power behind it.” “Yeah whatever ho, if that’s what you wan then that what you get. But can I at least fucka first?” Gino said still playing with his dick on the other side of the phone. “Listen G I don’t give a damn what the fuck you do to the bitch she just need to be taught a lesson, a fatal one. So listen up cuz I think imam need another shot of that pussy too.” “Now you got my attention.” G said to his cousin now listening.