ACTUALLY NOT 0.4

As the house phone rings Linda is nestled on the couch in a fluffy white robe drinking her favorite herbal tea reading The Art of War. She knows that its either Eric her man Wizzy the owner of Kisses or one of the nosey ass dancers trying to figure out what went down with her and Chyna. She was not in the mood for it. All she could think about is getting back home to take care of her mother and be back with her real man Ricky. She hated being without him for too long. Her body yearned for him. She loved the conversation they had and the time they spent together. She had gotten so caught up in how to explain why she was out of town for so long to Eric that she completely forgot to read the letter that Ricky had given her before she left. She jumped up off the couch with a smile spread so far across her face that her cheeks hurt. Taking the letter out of her purse she placed it close to her nose and deeply inhaled. It smelled just like one of her favorite colognes of his Versace Blue Jeans. It read:

 Dear Mrs. Ricky Pollard

I know it’s too soon to call you that but I just want to let you know that I have never in my life met a woman like you before. You are the epitome of everything I want in a lover and friend. These past few years with you have just been the best of my life. I don’t know what the future holds but what I can say is that everything you do makes me want you more. And although I could never say this to you I feel as if I am not worthy of you. If you allow me to I will spend every day…

Just then there was a loud bang at the door. “Linda open the mother fucking door I know your ass is in there I see the Honda THAT I BOUGHT YOUR TRIFLING ASS IN THE DRIVEWAY!” Startled out of her trance that she was engulfed in by the beautiful letter that the man of her dreams had written she spilled the hot tea on her robe and body. “SHIT, FUCK HOLD ON A DAMN MINUTE IM COMING” she yelled as she jumped up off the couch to answer the door and stubbed her toe on the inn table. She knew it was no one else but Eric. The nerve of him coming to her place this time of morning; Granted she was engaged to him and had been for the past three years. She had absolutely no intentions of marrying him. He was just a pawn in her game of chess. Is he really using this two year old Civic as leverage over my head, she thought to herself and sighed before opening the door. With her face screwed up because her toe was throbbing she swung the door open. “Baby what’s the matter?’ In the sweetest voice she could muster up. “Baby do you see the time you can not come over her this late making all this noise. You are going to get me evicted.” ‘Well shit it’s not like your ass live here anyway you’re always away. What the fuck did you call me yesterday and tell me that you were coming home and then not even tell me when you landed? That don’t make no fucking sense. I got the kids all excited telling them that “Auntie” Linda was coming to see them and your ass don’t fucking show up. That’s real fucked up and we need to talk about this whole auntie shit. I know you said you wanted to wait until we were married to have my kids call you mommy but I don’t see what the big deal is. You know you’re all they know as a mother figure and what’s so fucked up is they see their ol’ crack head whore of a mother trying to borrow money from them than they do you. And what’s this shit I hear about you and Chyna getting into a fight? I told you need to quit that stripping shit anyway you’re too high maintenance for that. Wait hold on a got damn minute! WHY ARENT YOU WEARING YOURE FUCKING RING I BOUGHT YOU?” Just as “Linda” was about to go upside his head for talking nonstop since she came in the door she realized she wasn’t wearing her ring. Fuck shit think fast she thought to herself. Now instead going off she had to go in… on the lies. One day she told herself this would all be over and the lies would stop but for know. As they say “When in Rome…Do as the Romans do. She mad a mental not to herself to find out exactly who it was that said that but for know she had some serious splanin’ to do.  “Baby wait hold on a minute you’re going to fast give me a minute can I have a kiss a hug or something, I told you about acting like this. I will tell you everything if you just give me a chance to explain. Now about the whole ring thing I took it to the jewelers while I was visiting my mom to get it sized. I guess I must have lost some weight in my fingers or something because it kept slipping off, and they had to send it off but my cousin is going to pick it up when it’s ready and mail it to me. As far as me not calling when I got into town my bags with the presents for the kids got lost on the flight and you know I hate going to see them empty-handed” Linda looked into his eyes as he finally sat down on the couch and she hurried and slipped the letter from her soul mate down in the corner of the couch. As she rubbed his face and admired his strong masculine she couldn’t help to think that he would make someone very happy one day but it wouldn’t be her. “As far as that bitch Chyna goes she better hope she doesn’t pass me on a good day because I will still beat the shit out of her. She crossed the line and said some slick shit about my mother and you know I don’t play when it comes to that. My mom is all I have” Linda said as the tears welled up in her eyes. “Aww baby don’t cry. You know I hate to see you cry. I know mom is all you think you have but you have me too and you have my three little ones that love you to death. Don’t worry about buying the kids anything. Just you being around them is rewarding enough fro them. I would do absolutely anything for you baby. And I do mean anything” Eric said holding her chin in his hand while staring deep into her eyes. Just then she could no longer resist him she began to deeply kiss him and that led onto an evening of never-ending love making which always made Linda full of remorse Eric was a great lover very a tentative and not selfish in the least bit. He was rough just how she liked it but gentle when he needed to be. “I’m going to get you pregnant tonight! Damn I fucking love you girl I fucking love you girl. And this pussy Oh my GOD it’s so tight I see you keep it tight for daddy!” Eric whispered to her in the midst of their lovemaking/ fuck brawl. ‘Just for you daddy you know this pussy is all yours daddy. Just then it came to her. If Eric wasn’t willing to cooperate he would have to be taken out. There was no room for error and this was way too important to get fucked up. But for know she was going to fuck the shit out of her pretend fiancé. She turned over pushed him down on his back, got on top and pretended it was Ricky she was making love to.

I KNOW I SAID TWICE A WEEK PLEASE FORGIVE ME IM GONNA TRY AND DO 2 MORE THIS WEEK AND MAKE EM REALLY LONG. TRY AND BARE WITH ME... LOVE YOU GUYS KEEP THE COMMENTS COMING. LOVE YOU ALL!

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