Big City Bottoms part 9

 The mexican man who was selling fruit turned around to his cart and scratched the top of his head. I peeked up at him from beneath the cart and put my figners to my lips , motioning for him not to move as the car continued to go by . I looked at the cars zooming down the street . The red hummer sped by quickly followed by the second car which had followed me as well . I counted for 30 seconds and sprang up from under  the cart and ran into whatever store it was that the cart was in front of . It was a small Chinese restaraunt . I ran inside and shut the door behind me and locked it . A fat Chinese woman in an apron holding a baby began screaming at me pointing towards the door . I was still in my thong as the Chinese people began throwing shit at me yelling for me to get out . I reached up and grabbed a handful of fortune cookies and started throwin shit back at they ass . I ran down the hallway which led to the bathroom and opened the door . There was a white lady sitting on the toilet wearing a grey suit with glasses puttin on lipstick . I swung my Louis Vuitton bag at her as she screamed and fell off the toilet . She started to cry and was trying to pick up her purse when I kicked her as she crawled out of the door . I tried to close the door but this bitch's foot got slammed in it and the Chinese people were trying to force their way into the bathroom ! I quickly pushed the door closed on all they asses as I slipped my clothes back on and had a wet papertowel cleaning the blood off of me . I had gravel and dirt all over myself from hiding under the cart and falling out the window of the nigga car . I looked in the mirror one last time before i put on my sunglasses and walked out of the restaraunt . As i was  walking out a police officer was walking in to see the Chinese people and the woman all on the ground yelling and pointing . I ran off around the corner and didn't turn back once . "This nigga just tried to kill my ass" , i thought to myself  . I texted my girl LaChat and told her to come get me ASAP . She replied that she would meet me on capitol st. in 15minutes . I lit up a cigarette and headed towards the starbucks on capitol . Somebody had tried to set my lil ass up but they was obvivously some weak goofy mufuckas cause if they knew what the fuck they was doin they wouldve shot me instead of tryna strangle me . Maybe they wanted to rob me , or rape me , or kidnap me . My head was spinning as the nicotine kicked in from my cigarette. Wtf just happened ? So someone really does have it for me and they tryna do me in . I looked at my phone and it was 4:45 . School had been over and LaChat should be pullin up any minute . I thought back to what all just happened . I went to the club , danced , went to the mall , I saw Taye & nem' , I met that sexy nigga , he tryed to finish my ass and i hid under the fruit cart ... then i got into it with the Chinese people and that white lady. This was going to be a wild ass weekend i said to myslef as Chat pulled up . She got out of the car quick without even parkin that bitch . Her long weave was pulled back into a bun , she had her brass knuckles on and she was ready to go war . "They gone now sis" , I said to her as I got in the car . She took one last look around as she got i and we sped off exiting downtown . "What the fuck , mann?" , Chat said liting up a blunt . "What the fuck is goin on?!" She was upset as she always was when somebody fucked with her main bitches . Me , Sharaun and Chat were a team and you had to kill all three of us or we was NOT goin ! I told her the long ass story as we sat in her drive way and finished our blunt ....

 "So the white lady was shittin when you came in"? , she said as her eyebrows shot up off her face . "Mhh-hmm and the Chinese people was tryna come up in the bathroom while the bitch was on the ground cryin nshit"! , i said looking out the window . "Then what happend?" she said rolling ove ron her side facing me . "Bitch this ain't no bed time story hoe !" , i said laughing a little . "Then they called the police and after I texted you and ran up outta that bitch". SMH "Damn you a solider for that one B" , said as we got out of the car entering the house. We dropped our shit on the floor near the door and went over to couch and turned on the t.v. "So you auditioned for the unicorn before you went to the mall right?" she said as we began to roll up some more killer . "Yeahh im in that btich next wekend... next weekend?... " , i said cutting myself off . Then i remebered getting into it with the other strippers at the club ! "The white boys ..." , i whispered to myslef. I had frogotten all about how i had gotten into it with the white boys . "I'll be right back boo" , i told Chat as I ran to the bathroom . My mind was spinnin ' ! (yall just don't knowww) I sat ont he toilet and began to think . The three white boys from the club probably set me up yo ! Then I thought back a little farther . Or maybe it was the bartender at t he club , he was watching me really close while I was in there . Maybe , it was Tony the club owner himself ... this was some shit an Itlaian strip club owner would do , some mafia shit . Or maybe Elijah set this shit up , I did see his friends at the mall right before the shit went down .... but then again how did LaChat know I auditioned for the  Unicorn before I went in the mall , i never even told her that part . I peeped out the bathroom to see that LaChat wasn't sitting on the couch anymore ... " Oh god " , i whispered clutching my heart threw my chest . Was my best bitch tryna kill me ?