Big City Bottoms part 6

 I woke up around 7:30 and turned off my alarm , i was skippin school today . My mom had already left for work so the house was all mine. I lit up a cigarette and started makin phone calls , i needed to get the weed up off me before i start smokin it . My mexican homies asked for a dub and the rest ill just keep for myself . LOL . As i looked out the window I saw plenty of kids from my school roamin' the streets up to no good . I shook my head and smiled to myself . It was a nice warm day outside . It was only August and already our weather was on bullshit . "80 degrees ..." , i thought to myself . I quickly showered and lit another cigarette while i rolled a blunt . I was sittin on the bed naked when Sharaun texted me .

Sharaun : Why you not in class whore ? And what happened to you last night ?

Bnasty : LOL i was on a mission bitch ! ...you already know

Sharaun : Omggg was it Elijah ? Me & Chat saw yall all hugged up at McDonald's .

Bnasty : It's a long asss story , where u at ? in class , like a lame ...

Sharaun : Im tryna graduate unlike some people .... lol . You tryna go out tonight ? We can hit up the Viper Room again :)

Bnasty : What's the drink specials for tonight ? I tryin to take shots! lol

Sharaun : Idk call em and see , im still in class . 1317-345-0912

Bnasty : Aiight bestfrann :)

Sharaun : TTYL :)

 I lit up my blunt with one hand and dialed the number to the club with my other hand . 1$ Vodka shots and sexy ass dudes! I was in thereeee (Yall just don't knowww) lol . "Hello , Unicorn Club ! Boys of your dreams ..." , a high pitch voice moaned in my ear. "What the hell ? Is this Viper Room ?" , I asked . "No .." , the boy on the phone said "this is the unicron club , a gay strip club filled with your dream boys " . I hung up and got on Google instantly and put in Unicron Club with my cities zipcode behind it . I had never heard of this or any gay strip clubs in my city at all! I clicked on the first link which led to their rainbow colored homepage and featured pictures of the club and the "strippers" . I clicked on the first dancer's profile . In the picture I saw a skinny white boy with short red hair swinging on a pole in a glittery thong . I giggled to myself a little . I looked through the entire list of dancers and that's all they were , skinny little white boys .... How lame , i thought to myself " If i was in that bitch it'd really be a party !" My homegirl LaChat used to strip our sophmore and junior years but when they found out she was underaged they shut the club down for about 3days ...then they kept partyin . LOL . I knew this club was 21 and up but i was just so interested in it . I wanted to go out there and stunt on them white hoes and make some money off they asses in the process ! I began planning shit out in my head as i took that blunt straight to head . I could sell , trick and strip out that club...all i needed was to audition for they ass . I had a fake I.D. and i go clubbing often but this is something i never did . I knew a few pole tricks that i had seen LaChat do when she was dancing ...maybe that plus a pretty face and a nice body was all I needed . I finished off the blunt , called the club again and begged the manager for an audition . "I promise you , once you see this you gonna fire everybody!" . He had an Italian accent and he sounded all fat nshit.... "Alright , youse gets one audition and thats ittt!" , he yelled . His name was Tony and didn't play games . "Be at the club in 1hour and ill let you audition " , he said before we hung up . I was excited as hell! I ran to my closet layin out all my tank tops and shorts . Whenever I wanted to look extra skimpy I always wore a loose fitting tank top and a pair of little shorts . I picked up a black and purple tank top with the sides cut down low revealing the tattoo on my ribs . I also layed out a pair of black denim shorts with rips and fraying all over them . I oiled up with almost the entire bottle of baby oil , let my hair down and put on my gold rosary for good luck . I was ready to strip because i didn't have on any underwear . I had a few thongs , i didn 't really wear em unless it was necessary . I put a black thong and some flip flops , along with my weed and my cigarettes in my Louis Vuitton backpack and walked up the street to the bus stop . I was headed downtown ...